You Can Make It As A Scientist in Africa-Lunch With Angus Nassir
I hate hanging out with bright people. People whose work is beyond the grasp of us ordinary mortals, especially someone like me, whose primary occupation in life is observing how women are dressed in the streets. But I wasn’t always daft. If anything, I was set to be a scientist. My KCSE result slip proves […]
Having Haluwa For Lunch At The Ranch
Everyone on Facebook for some reason thinks that I should marry Sarah Haluwa. And if that happens, it will be the most talked about wedding of the decade, perhaps a century, more than the smashing wedding party that Magunga threw recently. I have thought about it. It is a tempting and seductive idea. Sarah hates […]
E-Sir: A Simulation of Destiny, Things Death Stole from Us
There are two types of Kenyan musical fans: those who believe that E-Sir is the greatest Kenyan rapper ever and those with bad musical taste. Those with bad musical taste insist that E-Sir is overrated and is only glorified because he died young. This is a totally unfair assessment of his short-lived career. Yet, within […]
9 Reasons Why Women Cheat
Women cheat. And in 2023, there are men who are yet to come to terms with the scale and magnitude of female infidelity and promiscuity. Male players in the game know that women can and often do cheat. However, most men can be painfully naïve and ignorant about female nature. And every day, their girlfriends […]
A Man’s Guilty Pleasure: Real Housewives of Nairobi (First Impression)
Welcome to the scandalous world of reality television, where the drama is hotter than the Kenyan sun and the gossip juicier than an Instagram baddie in booty shorts! The Real Housewives franchise had taken the world by storm, and now it’s Nairobi’s turn to take the stage. Showmax brings you the ultimate guilty pleasure, the […]
Selective Outrage Review: Gone in 60 Minutes, An Hour You Will Never Get Back
Nothing beats the start of a comedy show than the heavy knock of a hip-hop tune for the intro. It sets you in the mood. It’s like wrestlers walking into a ring, the music kind of gives you an idea of what to expect when they break apart the three ropes and enter the arena. […]
50 Rules of Being a Cool Man
One can say that Barack Obama was the last truly cool card that the world ever saw. We can debate his political leanings and stance on a number of things, but we can never question his coolness, his calmness, and his sobriety. In recent times, we don’t seem to be making coolly, kick-ass dudes. We […]
50 Rules of Being a Cool Man
One can say that Barack Obama was the last truly cool card that the world ever saw. We can debate his political leanings and stance on a number of things, but we can never question his coolness, his calmness, and his sobriety. In recent times, we don’t seem to be making coolly, kick-ass dudes. We […]
12 Foods Every Man Must Eat Regularly to Boost Their Testosterone
If you are a man in your 30s, who is employed, leads a sedentary lifestyle, is married, and dines at home frequently, chances are you are fat or overweight. If you drink and you don’t know where the nearest gym is, and you hate any form of exercise, chances are you have a belly, man […]
Frangos Bar & Churrasqueira: What Lunching with a Ugandan Crush Feels Like
I want to spend the rest of my life taking ladies to lunch. Fine ladies. That is. I like the idea of lunch. Late lunch. Lunch is better than dinner. I find dinners to be constricting. Unless you are taking the girl home with you, dinners have a certain sense of urgency. Most establishments close […]