What’s your slice?
For some reason I want to advertise bread. Yes, bread. All you no wheat loving self-discovering people will buy it too. This was just one of those things that just came to me. See I was reading and then this line that is mostly used came up “the best thing to ever happen after sliced […]
Top Felonies Men Commit When Buying a Perfume and How To Escape Our Social Jail
Ordinarily, talking about perfumes should be a one-slide, five-bullet PowerPoint presentation, like job interviews where you’re asked, “Tell us about yourself in one paragraph or one minute.” Deep down, you know it is practically impossible to tell your story in a minute or a paragraph, but hey, you want to nail that job, so you […]
Why it is a Woman Who Will Deliver The Great Kenyan Novel
Back to the Great Kenyan Novel (GKN) idea, Ted Malanda said that the novel I was looking for had not yet been written but should be out this decade or in due course. Likely to be written by Millennials or Gen Z. A few people among them Mike Ndegwa suggested that my novel Sexorcised should […]
Is Meja Mwangi’s Going Down River Road, The Great Kenyan Novel
If we were to have The Great Kenyan Novel, what would it be? What Kenyan novel truly captures the essence of being Kenyan? I can think of a few. Ngugi wa Thiong’o 1. Weep Not, Child 2. A Grain of Wheat(a personal favourite) 3. Petals of Blood Meja Mwangi 4. Going Down River Road(my choice […]
You Can Make It As A Scientist in Africa-Lunch With Angus Nassir
I hate hanging out with bright people. People whose work is beyond the grasp of us ordinary mortals, especially someone like me, whose primary occupation in life is observing how women are dressed in the streets. But I wasn’t always daft. If anything, I was set to be a scientist. My KCSE result slip proves […]
Having Haluwa For Lunch At The Ranch
Everyone on Facebook for some reason thinks that I should marry Sarah Haluwa. And if that happens, it will be the most talked about wedding of the decade, perhaps a century, more than the smashing wedding party that Magunga threw recently. I have thought about it. It is a tempting and seductive idea. Sarah hates […]
E-Sir: A Simulation of Destiny, Things Death Stole from Us
There are two types of Kenyan musical fans: those who believe that E-Sir is the greatest Kenyan rapper ever and those with bad musical taste. Those with bad musical taste insist that E-Sir is overrated and is only glorified because he died young. This is a totally unfair assessment of his short-lived career. Yet, within […]
9 Reasons Why Women Cheat
Women cheat. And in 2023, there are men who are yet to come to terms with the scale and magnitude of female infidelity and promiscuity. Male players in the game know that women can and often do cheat. However, most men can be painfully naïve and ignorant about female nature. And every day, their girlfriends […]
50 Rules of Being a Cool Man
One can say that Barack Obama was the last truly cool card that the world ever saw. We can debate his political leanings and stance on a number of things, but we can never question his coolness, his calmness, and his sobriety. In recent times, we don’t seem to be making coolly, kick-ass dudes. We […]
50 Rules of Being a Cool Man
One can say that Barack Obama was the last truly cool card that the world ever saw. We can debate his political leanings and stance on a number of things, but we can never question his coolness, his calmness, and his sobriety. In recent times, we don’t seem to be making coolly, kick-ass dudes. We […]